Funny Attitude Status and Quotes

By | June 22, 2016

Looking for Attitude Funny Status to update your Whatsapp status? So you are at right place. Here you will get all best attitude funny status. Your attitude is your expression of behavior, no matter if anyone like it or not. Here we provide Some Best Funny Attitude Status for Whatsapp and Facebook that will suits on your mood that you can update as your Status Profile. Positive attitude quotes, funny attitude images, funny attitude pics. That you will love to share. List of best funny full of attitude. Attitude is not a negative thing. Funny Positive Attitude Quotes is necessary for a great personality.

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Attitude funny status | funny attitude quotes

Attitude rockz : Saas Bahu se: uth ja heroine. Dekh suraj kabka nikal aaya h.
Bahu: hey relax mom.Wo sota bhi 2 mujhse pehle haii na!!! Think different.

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Hum makano m nahi..
Khule aasmano m raha karte h..
Dil se nikal kr fekne ki baat mat karna
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A hasina
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Tumari galli me to 50 hamare yaar rahte h..

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I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”.

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Patni(gusse mai) : Mai ghar chordkar ja rahi hu..

Pati : theek hai, mai nirmal baba ke pass ja raha hu..

Patni(muskurate hue) : Kyun??
Mujhe wapas paane ke liye prarthana karoge??

Pati : Nahi, batane ja raha hu ki kripa aane lagi hai..

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sun yaar,

people who remain in friendlist but

then never texts you..

“Aakhir darr kis baat ka hai”

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joke in salman khan style

“WANTED”
Ek Bar Jo Maine”Msg” Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO
uske baad to Main Apne “BALANCE” Ki Bhi Nahi sochta.

“DABBANG”
Hum tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz
ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delete kare…

“READY”
Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:
I, Me, and Myself…

“BODYGUARD”
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna…

“KICK”
Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin.

“JAI HO”
Ager mera msg aapko achcha lage to thank u mat bolna.
Woh msg ko 3 logo ko forward kar dena

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I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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Wife: Look at that man who has drunk alot…
Husband: Whu is he???
Wife: 10 years ago he was my boy friend and i denied him for marriage!!
Husband: oh my god..!!! He is still clebrating:-)

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Can’t stop laughing ……,

Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai….

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Funny positive attitude quotes

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

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You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

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People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…

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Funny-attitude-pics

A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.

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My attitude depends on the people in front of me….

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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

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In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees?
It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is… And Dad Knows What Boys Are..

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I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.

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The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

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I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.

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I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.

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Attitude Funny Images for Whatsapp

When I Die, I Want To Go Peacefully Like My Grandfather Did–In His Sleep.
Not Yelling And Screaming Like The Passengers In His Car.

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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

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Knowledge Is Like Underwear. It Is Useful To Have It, But Not Necessary To Show It Off.

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You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee

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Sorry About Those Texts I Sent You Last Night, My Phone Was Drunk.

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Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine. But, If You’Re Laughing Without Any Reason, You Need Medicine.

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And this is the best whatsapp status for me personally.

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A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

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Attitude funny quotes

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Attitude-Status-in-Hindi

Attitudes are contagious. Do you want people around you to catch yours?

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Being “alone” is My Attitude!

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I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father.
He Said He Wanted More Proof

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Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal;
nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.

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My attitude is that if you push me towards something that you think is a weakness,
then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength.

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We should love, Not fall in love…Because everything that falls, gets broken.

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Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way when you insult them you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes!

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Living Alone Is Really Better Than Living With Fake People Who Hate U But Act Like Loving You.

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Broken Heart Makes U Either Alcoholic Or Workaholic.

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Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.

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The Best Music In The World Is Someone’S Heartbeat Beating For You.

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